03/14 - Weasel Wednesday!

[Zenophanes]

I hear this is where all the cool cats hang out. Hope everyone is enjoying Pi day!

 

[electrolyte]

@LittleDrummerBoy

 

[Kliq]

I hear this is where all the cool cats hang out. Hope everyone is enjoying Pi day!

 

[LittleDrummerBoy]

@LittleDrummerBoy

I thought when we posted stuff like funny website names, we were supposed to make them white. I'm on a dark theme, so I didn't notice that it would be invisible for you my bad, I'll change it

Should have just said Phuket Car Rent...it was from a Z

 

[MirrorMan]

I hear this is where all the cool cats hang out. Hope everyone is enjoying Pi day!

Welcome aboard!

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Title: Examining the Use of Humor When Seeking Support For Mental Health Problems | Accept Requester: Lauren Peters [AWG0EL29KT0IG] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: $1.00 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: Academic survey assessing support seeking for mental health conditions Requirements: None [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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[InfiniteChanges]

Title: Survey Opinion(~ 7 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Yale Cognition & Development Lab [A1B2ILT2409W4R] (Req TV): $12.19/hr (TO): [Pay: 3.12] [Fair: 4.50] [Comm: 3.20] [Fast: 4.42] Description: survey Time: 30 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [-1879497521-78662] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location In US;

4-5 minutes, writing.

 

[GTR]

// ==UserScript==
// @name john doe
// @version 1.0
// @description autoselect
// @author SarahAshlee90
// @include https://www.google.com/*
// @grant none
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.min.js

// ==/UserScript==

$('input[value="PLAYABLE"]').eq(0).click();
$('input[value="NO"]').eq(0).click();
$('input[value="NO"]').eq(1).click();
$('input[value="YES"]').eq(0).click();

i took SarahAshlee90 John doe script and added it to auto check yes on Is there speech or singing and no on No - the video is safe for children
but I can't seem to get it to pre select no on No - the title and description are safe for children

any scripters out there that can fix this?

 

[CaptainBoots]

Title: Ratings of Ideas | Accept Requester: Stanford GSB Behavioral Lab [A3OSXTUM1QEXNY] Contact TV: [Hrly: $15.70] [Pay: 3.27] [Fast: 3.73] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.34] [Fast: 4.22] [Comm: 3.62] [Fair: 4.47] [Reviews: 564] [ToS: 7] TO2: [Hrly: $4.56] [Pen: 0.76 days] [Res: ---] [Rec: 100% of 6] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $14.00 Duration: 12 hours Available: 9 Description: You are invited to participate in a study that require you to rate ideas for a new product name. Get $14 for 140 minutes! Requirements: Qualification_45 EqualTo 3; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.17​

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Calling all guinea pigs?

 

[Shadowmoo]

Can you see a human performing the action
draining noodles?

It was a video of someone draining a large ear cyst. :eww:

 

[Birdie]

I'm not sure why I decided today would be a great day to make a roasted ham and egg noodle soup where I roast an entire ham with a dry rub and make egg noodles from scratch, but this is my life today. Matt is excited, and there is no turning back from this level of effort now.

 

[Jaded]

Can you see a human performing the action
draining noodles?

It was a video of someone draining a large ear cyst. :eww:

and now I will never touch those hits

 

[Jaded]

PROLIFIC STUDY Title: Lies, Fake News, both or neither? Hosted by : Alex Wiegmann Reward : £ 1.20 Avg. Reward Per Hour : £6/hr Available Places : 14/40 Maximum Allowed Time : 30mins Avg. Completion Time : 12mins

 

[aveline]

I hear this is where all the cool cats hang out. Hope everyone is enjoying Pi day!

This is where all of the cool cats hang out. Welcome!

 

[kryss]

// ==UserScript==
// @name john doe
// @version 1.0
// @description autoselect
// @author SarahAshlee90
// @include https://www.google.com/*
// @grant none
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.min.js

// ==/UserScript==

$('input[value="PLAYABLE"]').eq(0).click();
$('input[value="NO"]').eq(0).click();
$('input[value="NO"]').eq(1).click();
$('input[value="YES"]').eq(0).click();

i took SarahAshlee90 John doe script and added it to auto check yes on Is there speech or singing and no on No - the video is safe for children
but I can't seem to get it to pre select no on No - the title and description are safe for children

any scripters out there that can fix this?

// ==UserScript==
// @name john doe
// @version 1.0
// @description autoselect
// @author SarahAshlee90
// @include https://www.google.com/*
// @grant none
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.min.js

// ==/UserScript==

$('input[value="PLAYABLE"]').eq(0).click();
$('input[name="sensitivity"]').eq(1).click();
$('input[name="metadata-sensitive"]').eq(1).click();
$('input[value="YES"]').eq(0).click();

 

[MirrorMan]

I'm not sure why I decided today would be a great day to make a roasted ham and egg noodle soup where I roast an entire ham with a dry rub and make egg noodles from scratch, but this is my life today. Matt is excited, and there is no turning back from this level of effort now.

Well, now I'm hungry. Since I am over goal, Imma stop for a bit and eat. Y'all do good!!

 

[lolkatB]

Can you see a human performing the action
draining noodles?

It was a video of someone draining a large ear cyst. :eww:

Oh I love vidoes like that. Gimme!

 

[LittleDrummerBoy]

// ==UserScript==
// @name john doe
// @version 1.0
// @description autoselect
// @author SarahAshlee90
// @include https://www.google.com/*
// @grant none
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.min.js

// ==/UserScript==

$('input[value="PLAYABLE"]').eq(0).click();
$('input[value="NO"]').eq(0).click();
$('input[value="NO"]').eq(1).click();
$('input[value="YES"]').eq(0).click();

i took SarahAshlee90 John doe script and added it to auto check yes on Is there speech or singing and no on No - the video is safe for children
but I can't seem to get it to pre select no on No - the title and description are safe for children

any scripters out there that can fix this?

I haven't tried it yet, but is this script below, possibly a newer one that will work for the New John Doe's for you? It was posted earlier by another member.

// ==UserScript==
// @name John Doe New
// @version 1.0
// @description autoselect
// @include https://www.google.com/*
// @grant none
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.min.js
// MAIN NOTE Make sure to incude the iframe website when using the clicking stuff, usually right above the tags
// ==/UserScript==


window.addEventListener(`keydown`, e => {
  const key = e.key;
  if (key.length === 1) {
    if (key.match(/[1]/)) {
        $('input[value="PLAYABLE"]').eq(0).click();
        $('input[value="YES"]').eq(0).click();
        $('input[value="NOT_SENSITIVE"]').eq(0).click();
        $('input[value="NO"]').eq(1).click();
        $('input[value="NO"]').eq(2).click();
        $('input[value="NO"]').eq(3).click();
    }
    if (key.match(/[2]/)) {
        $('input[value="NOT_PLAYABLE"]').eq(0).click();
    }
  }
  if (key === `Enter`) {
    document.querySelector(`[type="submit"]`).click();
  }
});

window.focus();

 

[Binxybaby]

Falling asleep at my desk. Send help!

 

[It's Gamera!]

I'm not sure why I decided today would be a great day to make a roasted ham and egg noodle soup where I roast an entire ham with a dry rub and make egg noodles from scratch, but this is my life today. Matt is excited, and there is no turning back from this level of effort now.

One of these days we'll find out the truth about Matt - that he's in actuality a bundle of pillows with a bucket for a head with a face squiggled on by marker.

While everyone else will be shocked by this revelation, I will lament that you had been feeding a dummy pounds upon pounds of delicious dry rub ham. I will likely devour @mboone73 out of aimlessly directed spite.