the best cheeseBest be some pepper jack on those.
I'm too busy drinking
why dont u post much anymore
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I'lll be back when I return from the bars to call everyone a butt booger pirate
My stupid husband made me watch a movie with him and then fell asleep before the climax. Then he woke up and asked for a pixie stick.It's almost 1:30 and I realized that I just spent the better part of an hour moderately drunkenly telling my husband all the specs and ideas for the desk I want him to build me and how I want to start a goat breeding operation and he didn't take a single note. At the end of the conversation, he said "those are great ideas! Text that to me..."
I am drinking too much to be busyI'm too busy drinking
For the last time, we are not married and I'm not a boyMy stupid husband made me watch a movie with him and then fell asleep before the climax. Then he woke up and asked for a pixie stick.
It sucks when they fall asleep before the climax, doesn't it?My stupid husband made me watch a movie with him and then fell asleep before the climax. Then he woke up and asked for a pixie stick.
I'm too busy drinking
You too!??!!??I am drinking too much to be busy
isnt that just like a guy? lolMy stupid husband made me watch a movie with him and then fell asleep before the climax.*snip*.
Have you guys chosen a groomsrat for the wedding yet? Because you know, I'm right there. I can give a pretty good speech once I've had a few in me.For the last time, we are not married and I'm not a boy
Wait did you really just moo at me :oYou too!??!!??
I'm not sure we even know peopleHave you guys chosen a groomsrat for the wedding yet? Because you know, I'm right there. I can give a pretty good speech once I've had a few in me.
@TQueen will be the rejector of honorHave you guys chosen a groomsrat for the wedding yet? Because you know, I'm right there. I can give a pretty good speech once I've had a few in me.
Oh god it's going to be beautiful, I'm getting teary eyed just thinking about it.@TQueen will be the rejector of honor
@PeachyRider will be the best peach
@electrolyte will be the mother in
@kryssyy will be drunk at the bar watching the Tigers lose
@Kerek will walk me down the aisle
@Bode Miller will sit there at the bar making snide comments about everyone
@YAHU will hook up with either mine or Gina's sister
And you will serve us all bacon wrapped bacon