05/09 - Twizzlers Thursday!

[turkleton]

I've seen movies where a guy tries to get with an alien. Like Guardians of the Galaxy. How do you even know that things match up biologically? That's gotta be as weird as mermaids.

 

[turkleton]

an idea for a scary movie just came into my mind. a man obessed with mermaids tries to re-create his dates into mermaids. the man is david schwimmer

 

[Peachy]

what an mtc after dark tonight

 

[GTR]

now Medusa
that would be a weird woman to love
with all those snakes coming out her head

 

[turkleton]

Even still, loving half a fish is really fucking weird.

Can't be weirder than loving a vampire. And I'm pretty sure you're kink shaming some furry (scaly?).

 

[turkleton]

now Medusa
that would be a weird woman to love
with all those snakes coming out her head

Is she the one that turns you to stone if you look her in the eyes? I don't remember, I fell asleep watching that new Clash of Titans movie.

 

[mboone73]

Not that I recall. But I can't show you my plants, it's dark out.

Perhaps I'm not current on the trends.

I can show you my flowers, no, wait, that’s not right. I can show you my shrubbery? Hold on, give me a minute.

 

[GTR]

Is she the one that turns you to stone if you look her in the eyes? I don't remember, I fell asleep watching that new Clash of Titans movie.

that might help some guys

 

[turkleton]

I can show you my flowers, no, wait, that’s not right. I can show you my shrubbery? Hold on, give me a minute.

I'll give you a hint: :eggplant:

 

[GTR]

we should just be able to throw a pebble at a crowd
and whichever woman it hits we get to marry them

 

[JenniLeigh]

I can show you my flowers, no, wait, that’s not right. I can show you my shrubbery? Hold on, give me a minute.

 

[mboone73]

Treebranch! I can show you my treebranch! And it’s got reddish green leaves all over it...

Dammit.

 

[turkleton]

we should just be able to throw a pebble at a crowd
and whichever woman it hits we get to marry them

I don't know what woman would be happy marrying you after you just threw a rock at them.

 

[turkleton]

Treebranch! I can show you my treebranch! And it’s got reddish green leaves all over it...

Dammit.

It's fine. I'm sure @JenniLeigh appreciates the effort.

 

[JenniLeigh]

It's fine. I'm sure @JenniLeigh appreciates the effort.

Don't pretend like I'm nice.

 

[GTR]

I don't know what woman would be happy marrying you after you just threw a rock at them.

well it is a small pebble
i was going to say rock but yeah, that might hurt

 

[mboone73]

It's fine. I'm sure @JenniLeigh appreciates the effort.

I’m hoping that she finds my cluelessness charming, or someone does...

 

[turkleton]

Don't pretend like I'm nice.

I don't think @mboone73 wants you to be nice though. :smilingimp:

 

[aveline]

we should just be able to throw a pebble at a crowd
and whichever woman it hits we get to marry them

and we should be able to throw rocks back at the person throwing pebbles
and whoever happens to get injured is not our problem

 

[jklmnop]

new wet thread here https://www.mturkcrowd.com/threads/05-10-flood-friday.4327/