05/22 - Meerkat Monday!

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minkyboodle

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"Don't you get it?!! You're supposed to use Miracle Whip like a true southerner."
Pretty sure you'd get kicked out of Oklahoma for using Miracle Whip. You bring out the Hellmann's, and bring out the best 'round here!
Part of me shakes my head at this hipster nonsense, and part of me wants to try it because I love both coffee and avocados.

It looks like yet another item on the list of things our generation has murdered.

ETA: Aha, I found it! The ever-growing list of things our kind has "killed".
 
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Pretty sure you'd get kicked out of Oklahoma for using Miracle Whip. You bring out the Hellmann's, and bring out the best 'round here!
I will now push all my chips into the middle of the table and question the entire premise of Oklahoma being southern.
 

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Also, I went to a Mexican restaurant with a buncha people the other night and I was the only one eating guacamole.

The fuck is wrong with people? :penguin:
Could be the cilantro. Around 10% of people say Cilantro tastes like soap
 

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Dag nabbit. My credit card was compromised. Glad I check it often and itemize the purchases so I can keep track. A charge posted on the 13th that I logged on to dispute as I have zero record of it and neither does the merchant. And as I was doing that, two new charges showed up with today's date on them, and I haven't used the card today.

such a pain in the ass. I won't have to pay for the disputed charges, but I detest having to update all of my accounts that automatically bill to the card.

I really hate thieves.

(I'm also a tiny bit worried I did make these purchases and have no memory of it, but I also have no confirmations or receipts, so I would have made them in my sleep!)
 
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