05/22 - Storm Owl Sunday!

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No spouses allowed. That will just get in the way of the gross hookups.
Wait a minute...

This night turned to shit real fast.
 
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Wait a minute...

This night turned to shit real fast.
You can come. Everyone knows our marriage is in shambles and that I cheat on you prolifically.
 
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You can come. Everyone knows our marriage is in shambles and that I cheat on you prolifically.
I like this because "prolifically" makes me think of a cheater who won awards and recognition for their cheating.
 
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I just ate garlic bread from a "garbage plate." Pleco @Pleco tell me you can relate.
there was a restaurant that opened up here in town a few years back. Had a couple glowing articles in the newspaper about how awesome the chef/owner )a husband and wife team) Made it sound like we would be honored if they were to allow us to enter the place. There specialties were something they called garbage plates, The place didn't last long. It might sound like a good idea when discussing it with your chef pals, great inside joke, or whatever, but who wants to say they ate a garbage plate more than once.
 

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I like this because "prolifically" makes me think of a cheater who won awards and recognition for their cheating.
So now you're into how awesome I am at cheating on you?

 
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there was a restaurant that opened up here in town a few years back. Had a couple glowing articles in the newspaper about how awesome the chef/owner )a husband and wife team) Made it sound like we would be honored if they were to allow us to enter the place. There specialties were something they called garbage plates, The place didn't last long. It might sound like a good idea when discussing it with your chef pals, great inside joke, or whatever, but who wants to say they ate a garbage plate more than once.
Exactly. That's why I always called 'em shit plates. They are actually delicious. But hell on the guts.
 
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I like this because "prolifically" makes me think of a cheater who won awards and recognition for their cheating.
makes me think of a cheater who makes chump change on the side at that other acadamy.
 

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So now you're into how awesome I am at cheating on you?

I like eloquence, it kills me when you make a ton of typos because you're super drunk at 2 in the afternoon.
 
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I like eloquence, it kills me when you make a ton of typos because you're super drunk at 2 in the afternoon.
What? I didn't make any typos in that post! Plus, you know I'm smarter than you. You don't even read.
 

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What? I didn't make any typos in that post! Plus, you know I'm smarter than you. You don't even read.
Yeah well Einstein was one of the smartest people alive and he won zero Crowd Pleaser awards.
 
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A senescent malodorous presence infests my presence with its miasmatic rot! That's how I throw down when I get sassy.
 
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Well, night plans fell through. It's like people don't want to go paint the town red just because they have work and kids and kids at work. Ah well, now I can come inflict myself on you lot for the evening.
How you doin', sweetie? :wink:
 
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