Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[essjay]

What about White Men?

No. Are you insinuating they're all animals? #NotAllWhiteMen

 

[Vanyanka]

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

It has random quotes from erotic fan fic.

 

[essjay]

The average person spends 12 weeks a year 'looking for things'

 

[Vanyanka]

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

It has random quotes from erotic fan fic.

I was wrong about this. At the click of a button, it generates world-class literature based on a pre-defined vocabulary.

 

[Lepi]

I don't even know what I'm insinuating any more. I mixed dayquil and nyquil and drank 6 cups of coffee, and now I can smell the color 4.

 

[Lepi]

I don't even know what I'm insinuating any more. I mixed dayquil and nyquil and drank 6 cups of coffee, and now I can smell the color 4.

 

[Vanyanka]

Cats cannot taste sugar. They do not have sweet taste buds.

 

[essjay]

Brilliant: The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television, a country where "Chachi" translates to "penis"

 

[Lepi]

Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.

 

[Vanyanka]

Here's Buddy Guy's complete Rock & Roll Hall of Fame acceptance speech: "If you don’t think you have the blues, just keep living."

 

[Lepi]

Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog. (Homichlophobia)

After spending many nights getting my nipples chewed off by mutant dogs and bobblehead nurses on the mean streets of Silent Hill, this seems like a perfectly normal fear to me.

 

[Vanyanka]

"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."
-PG Wodehouse

 

[Lepi]

Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.

Not of old drugs though. Old drugs are cool. Bring on the opium.

 

[Vanyanka]

Picky linguists will tell you that the feminine version of "dude" is "dudine," not "dudette."

 

[Lepi]

Nomatophobia- Fear of names.

 

[Vanyanka]

Nine-banded armadillos always give birth to identical quadruplets.

 

[Lepi]

Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.


Otherwise known as Disney Princess Syndrome.

 

[Vanyanka]

Dr. Ruth was trained as a sniper by the Israeli military.

 

[essjay]

Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.

Not of old drugs though. Old drugs are cool. Bring on the opium.

To quote my dad: Or morphine...that shit's incredible!

 

[Lepi]

Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.

YOU CAN'T HUG YOUR CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS.