Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Lepi]

I ran out of phobias....

So... weird food facts.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

 

[Lepi]

I ran out of phobias....

So... weird food facts.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

 

[Lepi]

I ran out of phobias....

So... weird food facts.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

 

[El Pablo]

this is still dumb

 

[Vanyanka]

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
-Dorothy Parker

 

[Lepi]

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

 

[El Pablo]

dumb

 

[Lepi]

The ’57’ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.

 

[Vanyanka]

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
-Dorothy Parker

 

[Lepi]

Honeybee workers must visit 2 million flowers to make one pound of honey.

 

[Vanyanka]

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.

-Dorothy Parker

 

[Lepi]

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

 

[El Pablo]

dumb

 

[Lepi]

If you boil beetroot in water, and then massage the water into your scalp each night, it works as an effective cure for dandruff.

 

[El Pablo]

silly

 

[Lepi]

In the United States, lettuce is the second most popular fresh vegetable.

 

[El Pablo]

dumb

 

[Lepi]

Apples, pears, cherries and strawberries are all members of the rose family.

 

[El Pablo]

this is going to be a weird phase for my post history

 

[Lepi]

When cranberries are ripe, they bounce like a rubber ball.

 

[El Pablo]

balls are dumb