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That's what I keep hearing but I guess my goddamn mutt is too fancy to eat his own throw up.
That's what I keep hearing but I guess my goddamn mutt is too fancy to eat his own throw up.
Just because one is joyfully riding a bicycle doesn't negate the fact that they are wearing a cap of shit.
*clicks imaginary love button*
Lube mouse vigorously. Check.
But your belly is silky smooth if I'm not mistaken
Is this a quote or just an announcement?The earth is flat. Like, you guys know that right? I mean you know this right?
Do it to me. I want to see.
I want to pinch them and steal them.
Another one down the @Blue Hole.
I have not licked a single butt.
I hope shoving it all into my face as quickly as possible was the right way to compensate for the small size.
I'm a little bit scared of your under bits bag.