08/13 - Mochi Monday!

[stuffalleysays]

No they don’t we like them.
It’s helpful I’m still doing backorders for today from the irl job

Just had a good idea pop in to my head, YAY!

 

[SalvadorZombie]

All weekend, I was greatly anticipating a quality Monday of work.

Now I just want to eat fifteen pizzas and smash a car with my fists.

 

[SalvadorZombie]

Sounds delicious ugh. Yer gonna make me eat Nutella now.

OR. Hear me out on this. You know those Biscoff cookies they use to make cookie butter?

Get a package of those. And Nutella. And cookie butter. Put the cookie butter and Nutella on the cookies. Instant healing.

 

[Theta Carinae]

OR. Hear me out on this. You know those Biscoff cookies they use to make cookie butter?

Get a package of those. And Nutella. And cookie butter. Put the cookie butter and Nutella on the cookies. Instant healing.

That sounds like a good way to die...

 

[jklmnop]

I can, but people meh my threads

Hey, I resemble that remark. All y'all make such good threads.

 

[SalvadorZombie]

That sounds like a good way to die...

The only better way would involve multiple people and unspeakable acts.

 

[Peachy]

@wascal wabbit 4 crowd pleaser

:ave:

 

[jklmnop]

All weekend, I was greatly anticipating a quality Monday of work.

Now I just want to eat fifteen pizzas and smash a car with my fists.

Save your fists, you need those hands to work

 

[<Gucci>]

OR. Hear me out on this. You know those Biscoff cookies they use to make cookie butter?

Get a package of those. And Nutella. And cookie butter. Put the cookie butter and Nutella on the cookies. Instant healing.

Oh god. I’m going to raid the pantry
The only thing keeping me sane right now is knowing my brother sent me a vape pen in the mail a few days ago
(What should I do to my twizzlers?!)

 

[Daniel]

(What should I do to my twizzlers?!)

 

[SalvadorZombie]

Oh god. I’m going to raid the pantry
The only thing keeping me sane right now is knowing my brother sent me a vape pen in the mail a few days ago
(What should I do to my twizzlers?!)

Twizzlers? Only thing I could think of would be that weird liquid squeeze candy.

I'm more interested in that vape pen. I got tricked into thinking that Missouri had a medical marijuana measure on the last ballot, and now I'm stuck here with nothing.

 

[Maria Tortilla]

My kid tried to burn down the garage with a blowtorch and later threw his tablet while standing on his dresser so the screen shattered. My husband was broke and didn't get me a present and I had to buy my own dinner of fast food. But I made $55, drank some vodka and watched some TV. One of my more average birthdays!!

 

[SalvadorZombie]

Save your fists, you need those hands to work

I need my fists for fighting, eating, and the aforementioned unspeakable things.

 

[Michele]

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[<Gucci>]

My kid tried to burn down the garage with a blowtorch and later threw his tablet while standing on his dresser so the screen shattered. My husband was broke and didn't get me a present and I had to buy my own dinner of fast food. But I made $55, drank some vodka and watched some TV. One of my more average birthdays!!

Happy birthday!
Also hide the blowtorch.

 

[Maria Tortilla]

Happy birthday!
Also hide the blowtorch.

Thanks, I'll use it to make drinks later.

 

[jklmnop]

My kid tried to burn down the garage with a blowtorch and later threw his tablet while standing on his dresser so the screen shattered. My husband was broke and didn't get me a present and I had to buy my own dinner of fast food. But I made $55, drank some vodka and watched some TV. One of my more average birthdays!!

Happy birthday! Some days you just have to make it through.

 

[stuffalleysays]

Sounds delicious ugh. Yer gonna make me eat Nutella now.

You made me go look for my Nutella and the kid ate it with her apples. However, I had Hazlenut Kahlua so I stirred that in with some almond butter and I'm pretty happy now.

 

[<Gucci>]

You made me go look for my Nutella and the kid ate it with her apples. However, I had Hazlenut Kahlua so I stirred that in with some almond butter and I'm pretty happy now.

Is this now a food or an alcoholic beverage or both lol

 

[DareAngel3]

I need my fists for fighting, eating, and the aforementioned unspeakable things.

Spoken like a true Moxley. :thumbup: