Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Liz]

I wish i still read

 

[Vanyanka]

I googled. I can barely apply mascara and im not showing my child anything about kbeauty

Your child? What? Things are getting weird.

 

[Jaded]

'She' is the most commonly used word in my writing.

 

[Liz]

Your child? What? Things are getting weird.

She is 13 and a makeup freak. I have 5 of them..children that is.

 

[Jaded]

 

[Lepi]

A is for asshole.

 

[essjay]

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

 

[Jaded]

B is for bitch.

 

[essjay]

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.

 

[Jaded]

C is for cursewords I don't like.

 

[essjay]

I feel like @Lepi needs to know this: To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

 

[Lepi]

C is for Crapweasel

 

[essjay]

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

 

[Lepi]

I feel like @Lepi needs to know this: To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

..Yeah, I do seem like the kind of person who would end up getting drunk and trying to squish it's little crocodile face.

 

[Jaded]

My name was originally supposed to be Alicia (per my dad) or Jade (my mom) But my mom said fuck that I don't like the name Alicia. So they named me AmberJade Michelle as a compromise.

I still don't understand how that was a compromise, but I'm glad my dad didn't win that argument.

 

[essjay]

My name was originally supposed to be Alicia (per my dad) or Jade (my mom) But my mom said fuck that I don't like the name Alicia. So they named me AmberJade Michelle as a compromise.

I still don't understand how that was a compromise, but I'm glad my dad didn't win that argument.

I was supposed to be Summer June, but my dad filled out the birth certificate while my mom was drugged up.

 

[Lepi]

My dad pushed really hard to name me either Lou Ann or Anna Louise. But he wouldn't let my mom name me Sedona, because apparently Sedona is a "weird hippy name".

Sarah was apparently the middle ground between the two.

 

[Krikket]

Nutella was invented during WWII, when an Italian pastry maker mixed
hazelnuts into chocolate to extend his chocolate ration.

 

[essjay]

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

 

[Jaded]

My little sisters name was going to be Brooklyn Kaydence until about a week before she was born then we went through the following names:

Pilar
Zannah
Bailey Kristine (There was a month we thought she would be twins, and it was going to be Bailey Kristine and Brooklyn Kaydence.)

There were actually more but those are the only ones I remember.

If things had worked out differently I would have stolen Brooklyn Cadence (you know, if I would have had a kid.)