Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Krikket]

That's sad
Elephants are such smart creatures

 

[essjay]

More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

 

[Lepi]

When I was a kid, I told people I was going to name my future daughter Assholee.

Ash-O-Lee.

 

[essjay]

In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.

 

[Krikket]

What do Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, Joe Frazier & Diana Ross have in
common? They all hired MrT as their bodyguard.

 

[essjay]

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

 

[Krikket]

Before Nazis used the salute commonly referred to as the 'Hitler Salute,'
Americans did it while saying the Pledge of Allegiance.

 

[Jaded]

I was obsessed with King Arthur a few years ago (more like 10 but that seems like a huge number) and read every book about him at the library.

 

[essjay]

It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.

 

[Krikket]

A greetings card that can play 'Happy Birthday' has more computing power than
existed in the whole world in 1950.

 

[Liz]

Posted in the wrong thread ha

 

[essjay]

It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

 

[Jaded]

 

[Liz]

 

[Lepi]

The super mushrooms in Mario are based on a fungi named Amanita Muscaria, which makes the user feel as though they are going in size.

 

[Krikket]

Why do they call it "The mall"? Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all".
Them all = The Mall.

Who dat?

 

[Lepi]

Sonic the Hedgehog originally had a human girlfriend named Madonna.

 

[Krikket]

The Snickers bar was named after a horse called "Snickers."

 

[Jaded]

 

[Krikket]

The Emmy award's name comes from the image orthicon camera, nicknamed
"Immy." The camera's nickname was feminized to give Oscar a sister.